A giant underground organisation searches for a brandnew killer, to use for a special contract killing. There are many people applying for this job. They have to stand many tests and exams. Finally there are two persons in the final choise: A man and a woman.The man is going to stand the test at first. A boss from the contract killing organisation gives him a gun and tells him: “Behind this door is sitting your wife. Enter the room, and kill her!”
The man starts crying… “oh no, my lovely lovely wife! I can’t kill her!”
The boss shakes his head. “Okay, I see. That’s not your job, friend!”
Now, the woman apply’s to stand the final test and get the job.
“Behind this door is sitting your husband. Enter the room, and kill him!”
The woman takes the gun, enters the room, and locks the door.
Now, the big boss hears the following sound: “Shot! Shot! Shot! Urgh! Urgh! Urgh!”
The woman leaves the room and reports him: ”Hey! There was only blank catridge in the gun! I had to use the chair!”
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Gruss, Jens
Angie, Angie
When will those clouds all disappear?
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