Napster mal viel-zu-sophisch

#1

Napster mal viel-zu-sophisch

[hr]> I was in the pub last night, and a guy asked me for a light for his
> cigarette. I suddenly realised that there was a demand here and money to
> be made, and so I agreed to light his cigarette for 10 pence, but I
> didn't actually give him a light, I sold him a license to burn his
> cigarette. My fire-license restricted him from giving the light to
> anybody else, after all, that fire was my property. He was drunk, and
> dismissing me as a loony, but accepted my fire (and by implication the
> licence which governed its use) anyway. Of course in a matter of minutes
> I noticed a friend of his asking him for a light and to my outrage he
> gave his cigarette to his friend and pirated my fire! I was furious, I
> started to make my way over to that side of the bar but to my added
> horror his friend then started to light other people's cigarettes left,
> right, and centre! Before long that whole side of the bar was enjoying MY
> fire without paying me anything. Enraged I went from person to person
> grabbing their cigarettes from their hands, throwing them to the ground,
> and stamping on them.
>
> Strangely the door staff exhibited no respect for my property rights as
> they threw me out the door.[hr]

may the force be with you und so...
Alex
alex@phantasialandweb.de