Vielleicht hat Garylein ja auch einfach nur Angst, den Besuchern könnte von zu vielen Fahrten auf den Rides so schlecht werden, dass sie kein Essen mehr kaufen würden. Zwickmühle! ;-)
You know nothing, do you? You think you can get a dead cheap season pass that entitles you to visit all our wonderful parks as often as you like and you expect short lines as a given fact?!
Have you ever thought about what the average customer would do, if he has done all the rides after about three hours? He would find out that our european parks have not much to offer. And how could they? have you got any idea what the new rides at our american parks cost? Theres not much left and you should be thankful for what you get. We do the best to give our flagship parks two exiting, state of the art rides EVERY year. You should understand, that there is not much left for you.
And what do you spoiled brats do? You feel cheated because our park has laughable admission and cosmic parking fees. Only if you keep them "entertained" in a queue, they wont start asking uncomfy questions.
Let me tell you a little secret: We dont lose too much money while the cattle...eerrm, the customers stand in perfectly designed lines. After they waited 90 minutes in the sun, in a wooden shack, or (our latest invention) a metalcontainer with no air condition (germans are not used to AC anyway) they will buy more coke after they exit our 40 second rides. This is even topped by the money we save on spare parts and maintenance costs, due to one train operation. You just dont have a clue, these coaster trains are expensive and very feeble.
In the end you didnt believe we built a maintenance house on the transfer track for our workers to work in the shadows?! oh, you did. You still have to get some degrees in RCT. We did it because our second train has to have a safe and dry place to stand there for the most part of the season.
Now enjoy your day at the park and dont ask any more questions. In the end, we are a big company. And thanks to the season pass WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!
Sincerly, your Gary Story Uncle _______________________________________ "amusement-a dead cheap business"
